1. Le fasi del risveglio. →

    matermorbi:

    • Sveglia del cellulare che suona alle 6.00.
    • Bestemmia di benvenuto al nuovo giorno.
    • Riconoscimento della stanza.
    • Ringraziamento al Signore per un nuovo giorno su questa Terra, sempre con la speranza che non mi faccia catafottere da qualche parte.
    • Breve tratta verso il bagno.
    • Micro sonnellino…

    Per le 9.30? Che invidia, io mi risveglio solo dopo pranzo.

  2. sbosma:

    GATHERERS, another new one for SooJin Buzelli at PlanSponsor. This is for an article about how healthcare and retirement planning can work in unison.

    I liked all my sketches for this, though, as usual, only one of them actually works for the prompt. It usually takes me a bit to really suss out the core of the article. There’s a balance that the working sketch strikes that none of the others do.

    When these projects pop up, and I can more or less draw anything, as long as it relates back to the topic, I almost always try to exhaust whatever current topic my mind is focused on, before trying different subject matter. Last time it was knights, this time it was strange animals. 

    I usually get a lot of color advice from Kali, but she had a bigger hand in this one than usual. Pretty much steered the whole ship for a little while.

  3. 7sobm:

Genuinely surprised by how many people enjoyed the jazz music I posted the other day, will post more in the future!

    7sobm:

    Genuinely surprised by how many people enjoyed the jazz music I posted the other day, will post more in the future!

  4. Momento danzereccio del lunedì.
    Istruzioni:
    -Alzate al massimo il volume delle vostre casse
    -Fate partire il video qui sopra
    -Salite in piedi sulla sedia
    -Agitate il culo!

  5. Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.

    — (via bisexualjohn)

    (Source: queerkaitlin)

  6. mechapuppy:

    And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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    The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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    … that prefers the darkness…

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    … and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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    The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

    We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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    … but to no avail.

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  7. Always be practicin’ your positive self talk.

    stephandthejitters:

    Because TRUUUUUUST ME- this is a lesson that I have learnt the hard way! No one else is going to be your biggest fan, cheerleader, or source of praise and encouragement. You have to be this person for yourself! You have to sing your own theme song, pull your multi-coloured toe socks up, and get out into the big brave world where you belong!

    Yup, that’s right. Where you belong. (surprise surprise- you were not actually put on earth to sit in your bedroom and scroll tumblr all day. it sucks, I know.)

    You have a story to tell, gifts to share, and folks from far and wide to enchant. KNOW that you are a badass soul whos got shit to achieve, baby. KNOW that you deserve to take up space. KNOW that you’re one of a kind and cannot be replaced.

    And be ding-dang kind to yourself. You honestly have to be your own best friend! Would you talk to your BFF the way that you do to you? (Cliche sentence yet holy smokes does it ring true.)

    Remember when you’re doing well to recognise that, and tell yourself that today you kicked butt. Reward ice cream for you. Recognise when you didn’t do so well today, and don’t just beat yourself up about it. Consider the causes of your little step backwards, think about how you can prevent it happening again, write down what you’ve learned from the experience, and try again tomorrow. Look after yourself after your shitty day, give yourself some much needed TLC. You’ve never done a ‘bad’ enough thing that makes you not deserving of being loved and nurtured. So give that to you.

    Communication is always something to work on, especially our inner talk. It can make or break us, ultimately, and its never too early or too late to analyse how your most important relationship (the relationship with YOU!) is going.

    "Your thoughts will inevitably bring you either failure or success, according to which thought is strongest. Therefore, you must thoroughly believe in your own plans, use your talents to carry them out, and be receptive so that God can work through you."- Paramhansa Yogananda

  8. Le riviste femminili in sintesi:
    1) accettati, sei bella così come sei
    2) però dimagrisci 10 kg e rifatti le tette

    — (via Giovanni Scrofani)

  9. Questa è l’unica cosa che mi sento di condividere sull’argomento. Adesso torno nel mio cantuccio ad aspettare che questa ennesima moda stupida passi.

    Questa è l’unica cosa che mi sento di condividere sull’argomento. Adesso torno nel mio cantuccio ad aspettare che questa ennesima moda stupida passi.

  10. TRANSFORMERS 4 - L’ERA DELL’ESTINZIONE

    microrecensioni:

    Perchè vale la pena di vedere un film con quasi tre ore di dialoghi insulsi, robot con la tosse, personaggi mediocri, recitazione subumana e una non-trama scritta da un dodicenne con gravi problemi di apprendimento?
    Per la scena in cui un robot-camion brandisce una spada mentre cavalca un robot-tirannosauro che sputa fuoco, ecco perché.

    Ecco, spiegatelo voi ai miei amici che me l’hannof atto perdere perchè “no è troppo una cagata”!